Real Wild Church

The Real Wild Church, also known as The Church of Jesus the Rebel, is not a uniting church, far from it, rather it is a dividing church. Our job is to separate the true believers of Jesus from the mindless masses who believe whatever they're told to believe.

The Real Wild Church rejects the Old Testament. It is a book written by savages for savages. It has been responsible for numerous wars, the burnings of so-called witches and the violent abuse of children.

The Ten Commandments are a mixture of sense and nonsense. Three of the commandments order us to flatter the creator of the universe. Any person who engages his or her brain can see that the force that created the universe is above flattery. The need for flattery is a human weakness, not a God weakness, and therefore attempts at flattery insult God by suggesting that the Creator is no better than a pathetic and neurotic moron.

The other commandments have merit but such merit is stained with the blood of the thousands of innocent people -- especially women and children -- who Moses butchered to force his diabolical religion onto the masses.

The Old Testament is a record of war, plague, pestilence and suffering. It is a book that boasts of deliberately inflicted cruelty and misery. It is a detestable book and we want no part of it.

Any book that blames God for the atrocities of man should be burned, not revered.

As a guide book the Bible in its present form is a waste of paper. Whether you want to save starving children in Africa or bomb thousands of children to death in Iraq, you can turn to the Bible for guidance and obtain permission for either.

The mess we're in right now is entirely due to the Israelis believing they have a God-given right to drive Palestinians from their homeland; Muslims believing the same God told them to attack America, and America believing that God urged US forces to bomb Baghdad.

George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, Tony Blair and John Howard ALL prayed to God for guidance. The Old Testament deity told them to go right ahead, launch Tomahawk missiles and drop cluster bombs on innocent civilians. Burn the wogs to charcoal. Not once, in the history of Judaism or Christianity has the Old Testament demon said "No" to an atrocity.

Jesus fought against the cruelty of the Old Testament and he paid the price. He did not worship the Hebrew deity Jehovah as we've been led to believe. With his dying breath he cried out to the prophet Elijah, not to Jehovah.

The New Testament is a mixture of truth and fabrication. Entire paragraphs have been mangled deliberately to corrupt the teachings of Jesus and reintroduce the brutal teachings of the past. Devil-men called popes soiled the pages with their poisonous pens. That explains why we have so many contradictions in the New Testament, for example, "Love thine enemies" and "Those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." Luke 19:27

There are two opposing characters in the new Testament, the good and genuine Jesus and the false, fabricated Jesus.

We do not believe in a Jesus that cursed a fig tree to death for failing to produce fruit out of season. We do not believe in a Jesus who drowned 2,000 pigs to cure a man of a mental disorder. We do not believe in a Jesus who refused to cure a sick child because she wasn't a Jew.

The Real Wild Church rejects the writings of those men who deliberately corrupted the message of the True Jesus.


We also reject the Book of Revelation. That mish-mash of madness and hate should never have been included in the Bible. It was written by a lunatic suffering hallucinations of the psychotic kind and it has always been at odds with the bulk of the New Testament. Jesus drenched in blood riding around with a mouth-sword protruding from his face is not a good look and clearly not something that sensible people should take seriously.

Once we have eliminated the ghastly testament and the counterfeit interpolations we are left with Jesus the Compassionate. Jesus the Healer. Jesus the Peacemaker. Jesus the REBEL.

With the True Jesus at the helm we can steer the good ship Earth away from the rocks of catastrophe towards the shores of peace and harmony.

The Real Wild Church